I saw jesus

Fume: Yo sup Jesus!
Jesus: Sup! Long time no see!
Fume: Can you take me away? This place stink.
Jesus: Sure dude!


Fume: Hey wait! Dun bring me to heavan! I dun deserve there.
Jesus: I know la..


Fume: Wait again! No hell for me please..
Jesus: Wa piang.. how?


Fume: Nevermind, just leave me here.. sigh.. Any better suggestions?
Jesus: Hmmm....

*RING........RING.............RING.....RING.......*

GCE 'O' LEVEL MATH EXAMINATION



......bloody hell......

I saw jesus

"Dear God"

"Dear God, I PRAY........ OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELEIVE IT"

math=bitch

Math is a mother fucking bitch.

They say "no math no poly".
After studying for quite some time i still can barely pass, and no one's really willing to teach me.
FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER ASSHOLE MATH.

And now it's 3 days to O level, but i havent get to study other subjects yet.
FUCKING BITCH MATH.

And tomorrow my teacher gonna give me mock test, and i bet i gonna fail again. Then i'll be sad, demotivated, depressed, demoralised, like what i'm feeling now.
DAMN YOU, MATH.

Maybe i should give up and do other subjects, but my teacher says no math no poly.
MATH YOU'RE A SLUT.

I mean, do you need to know how to count algebras in real life?
WHAT A NOOB, MATH.

who cares about poly? I'm a magician, that my dream.
FUCK OFF, MATH