I saw jesus

Fume: Yo sup Jesus!
Jesus: Sup! Long time no see!
Fume: Can you take me away? This place stink.
Jesus: Sure dude!


Fume: Hey wait! Dun bring me to heavan! I dun deserve there.
Jesus: I know la..


Fume: Wait again! No hell for me please..
Jesus: Wa piang.. how?


Fume: Nevermind, just leave me here.. sigh.. Any better suggestions?
Jesus: Hmmm....

*RING........RING.............RING.....RING.......*

GCE 'O' LEVEL MATH EXAMINATION



......bloody hell......