March 31, 2007

Fume.. ^^

Hello everyone!

So u see, the previous post dun make sense.
I mean, not like any of my post make sense anyway, but well......

BOO!

U know?! Once in a while, you gotta get into this emo kind of mood. It's good..... Espacially when you've keep things for too long..

SO EVERYBODY CALL ME NOW TO PITY ME NOWW!!!! ROAR!!!!!

Nuh, just kidding.. ^^


Okay, so i went to gym today! Because i'm feeling fatter recently.. Even more after I went to the Asian buffet.. I had many many many many many many satay, chicken, prawns, laksa, naan, and a lot a lot a lot!

I can hardly walk fast after that.. hehs!

BUT!

After going gym, I feel stronggggg!!!! I can kill an elephant anytime!
I can conquer any land bare-handed anytime!
I can make myself empire of Fumeland!
I could have my own fan club calling themself Fumist!
I could have start my own religion call Fumism!
I can have my own army call the Fumist army!
I can spread my influence all over Fumeland! And it's called Fumocracy!

So whoever wants to join my strong army can give me a call. The first ten shall be my generals.
The next ten shall be the team leaders.

If you do not want to be a Fumist soldier, It's okay, u still can join Fumist fan club.
Call me as well!

Oh ya, did I mention about the registration fees?

For army, registration fees will be $21, and $31.90 during interviews.
I may need your photocopied IC. But pretent u dunnoe I need them!
Because, You can use my machine.. ten cents per piece.. :D

For regular Fumist fans registration, slightly more expensive, because you're not fighting for me.
So it's $31 registration, and $60 interviews.
I'll need your entire family menber's IC, birthcert, passport, and death cert. And I want 5 generations before you onwards.
But pretent u dunnoe I need them!
Because i have machine here for u to photocopy.. ^^ 50 cents per piece.

BUT!!!

The interviews n admission criterias are strict!
You might not get in so easily. As estimated, everyone will get at least about 2% chances of getting in.

So good luck everyone!
And dun forget to keep trying when you're rejected!



Fume-

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